Jacob Misiorowski will win the Cy Young too

posted by u/retroanduwu24 · 2026-10-29 16:56 UTC

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2. u/telly69 · 2026-10-29 17:04 UTC

Not sure what loving Jesus has to do with any of this.

3. u/ParadeSit · 2026-10-29 17:10 UTC

4. u/bighuntzilla · 2026-10-29 17:20 UTC

5. u/AdviceGlass3400 · 2026-10-29 17:10 UTC

Damn you beat me to it😂

6. u/ParadeSit · 2026-10-29 17:20 UTC

It was pretty much a statistical tie, so you get credit, lol.

7. u/AdviceGlass3400 · 2026-10-29 17:24 UTC

Tie goes to the umpire😂

8. u/Racoonaciabata · 2026-10-29 17:25 UTC

https://giphy.com/gifs/OqAtLVnholtPW

9. u/WangDanglin · 2026-10-29 17:50 UTC

You said it man!

10. u/Annual-Negotiation-5 · 2026-10-29 18:04 UTC

Yeah, well, that's just like, your opinion, man

11. u/Revolutionary_Tip701 · 2026-10-29 17:55 UTC

https://giphy.com/gifs/XIhB8gNxYK8v8tqT7J

12. u/sokonek04 · 2026-10-29 18:13 UTC

I can tell you Jesus Made can

13. u/BB-68 · 2026-10-29 17:06 UTC

I heard that Drew Rasmussen is a godless pagan and that's why the Rays lost

14. u/ClankingRobotCheeks · 2026-10-29 17:10 UTC

As a godless pagan, I have never won a World Series either. Despite his history of tolerance Jesus hates pagans, I think

15. u/millerba213 · 2026-10-29 17:59 UTC

Angel Pagan catching strays.

16. u/jbevermore · 2026-10-29 20:21 UTC

I mean, Jesus didn't do much for the White Sox and they had the freaking Pope on their side.

So either Jesus is a protestant or divine intervention only works on Angels in the Outfield rules and he specifically doesn't intervene once the playoffs start.

17. u/poliscyguy · 2026-10-29 17:06 UTC

Jesus had a wicked slider, have you not read the bible?

18. u/271502 · 2026-10-29 17:14 UTC

He was obviously talking about Jesus Luzardo. Mis loves the Lizard King

19. u/No-Cat-3951 · 2026-10-29 20:39 UTC

It’s in the Book of Balk.

20. u/Impossible_Town1599 · 2026-10-29 17:15 UTC

He loves Jesus, and America too.